Nice burner, Hassan

This is misleading. Why did you not quote Embiid’s stats?

This is not a good take.

I mean, when you foul someone because you literally can’t defend them, or they’re constantly beating you to the rim, it kinda screams dominance to me.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

“Brain, Sami just pulled Owens from the table!”

Look a keyboard warrior. Yeah you would not have done anything.

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

Hey guys did you hear wrestling is fake

Step 1. Defeat NRA

“I molest women but it’s ok because I’m woke and stuff”

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

So I should cancel all those meetings I just created with my co-workers in the bathroom? Gotcha.

Because he didn’t want to and nobody made him.

And why did it take him 40-50 years to shed the workplace morays of the 1960s and 70s?

Yeah, what the fuck was that? “Here’s something we should REALLY be concerned about, not my little dalliances.” What a garbage person.

OH AND ALSO coming of age in the 60's and 70's doesn’t mean that anti-harrassment training in the workplace hasn’t been in a law in California since 2004.

Did his PR team tell him to use the NRA to deflect in his press statement or was that his own idea? What a fuckhead.