I get their intent, but addicted women don’t just stop being addicted because they’re pregnant. If they could stop, I’m sure they would. Or you know, if you gave proper access to abortion/family planning clinics maybe you wouldn’t have so many cases.

You can’t call him vain for thinking the song is about him, if the song is really about him.

This is terrible. Glad I did all of my raving in the relative safety of abandoned airfields and strip malls.

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Well thank goodness. This is what we all really needed, at this troubling time.

I play on the Xbox one with my two sons. My youngest keeps making new characters to play with so he’s always vastly underleveled. My oldest sees who I’m playing, makes the same character and asks for all my gear so he can play my setup. That being said, its better than playing with randoms.

Guess the kid just didn’t have it in him.

The Kings really are fucked, but they’ve been in town for 30 years so at least we know it wasn’t by the mayor.

1. 1 - obv

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

FUCK THIS IDIOT!!!

I hope someone else cleans all of those foreclosed houses in Detroit.

At least now when I yell out “Kobe!” when shooting anything into a garbage can it will be realistic.

More like NBA Jelly!

Why am I not surprised that Lena Dunham is part of that skit?

Fuck Cecily Strong. Remember this train wreck? While it poked fun at MRA’s (which was great) Cecily breaks out this tired Latin stereotypical character. One step forward two steps back.

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Nobody watch it. Don’t give him ratings. Want to see the train wreck then bit torrent it.