I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Probably more oxy.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

Percy Harvin: [turns on the radio]

What are you, his next-door neighbor?

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

I get the spirit of your post but you might want to do your math again.

“Out of your $12 mil of hotel tax, only 1.4% percent goes to the SF Public Libraries. So that’s $168,000.”

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

I thought he had three different sized legs.

This kind of comment is the new “smh clickbait” comment, and it needs to fucking stop. If you have nothing to add to the conversation, the rest of us don’t care enough for you to tell us. It’s tiring reading it after every single article. Please, please stop.

So the rehab went well...

I like how the only time many sports fans give a fuck about sexual assault is when they can reference it in order to heckle a player on an opposing team.