tom brady & barry bonds both went to serra high in san mateo. rumor: school is strong in athletics, light on ethics classes

Brady was just taking some advice from one the greats:

that being said, again, i think if — as i wrote in that comment up top — people didn’t go to nail salons unless they could afford to slip their nail person a 100% cash tip unseen, the NYC nail salon industry would also experience a supply and demand reckoning, which would still, regardless, leave many of these women…

It seems like there was a relatively easy fix too: Just have the guy fail at catching her due to the shock of seeing the Bulls shirt. Genuinely fucked up how anyone thought it would be funny to have the the guy intentionally throw her to the ground in anger.

you’re right, the takeaway should definitely be to leave an internet comment dismissing the imperfect and incidental value of capital transfer to the people in need of capital without proposing anything in its place. there’s value in being realistic and there’s no reason that tipping more (if you do this shit, which i…

Seriously, just put her in the corner and tell Patrick Swayze he’ll have to make an exception this time. Don’t throw women.

“The Cleveland Caveliers present ‘Callin’ by R. Kelly”

That’s the last time the Cavs commission an ad involving the Cleveland Ballet.

“All In....I love it.”

Motion that no one gets their nails done unless they can afford to tip 100% tbh

F-ed up, but still more action than Mayweather-Pacquiao.

Watched it while at work. No regrets.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

“There are chips and snacks like that and water that go around that are given to cops on duty. Usually it’s the people on the streets that try to feed us, they bring us water and sandwiches. [Local restaurants] send bags of sandwiches because they know the city isn’t. It’s crazy! It doesn’t make any sense to me.”

Imagine how the people working long hours, not getting overtime pay, and getting their necks broken must feel.

It’s clear that Bayern Munich has an issue with physical and mental conditioning. Those players who do not match the physical criterion laid out by Munich should be demoted and sent away for reassessment. Some sort of camp where they can work and contemplate, united in suffering toward a common goal. And heck, they…

Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant.

Hands down, my favorite part of this is knowing Greg’s last Whitlock piece turned ol’ Jase into a 9/11 truther.