Back before you needed a passport to get into Canada, a friend of mine got in with his Blockbuster Video card.

In a whole universe of creepy that was the detail that killed me.

His eye - his clotty, dried up eye...

THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER SAW YOU WIN

Even deeper nerd alert: He’s Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.

Don’t apologize. Love Actually is the WORST.

Nerd alert: He played Jojen Reed on Game of Thrones.

But he brought it up to dismiss concerns about the lack of women in comedy. If he had brought up those examples as a counterpoint to a statement like, “there are no good women working in comedy right now,” or “women aren’t that funny,” those would be great examples. But he’s using that to silence criticism of the late…

Actually, I think she went back in time with her Tardis (they’ll discover mentions of it in her private email server eventually, I’m sure) and forced Chelsea to write this while dictating to her just to help her eventual presidential run. IT’S ALL CONNECTED!

Listen Mindy, lying makes you ugly. I talked to your mom and she told me she can’t even get you to write a letter NOW, let alone at the age of three.

Hilary is mastermind. You just know she had 5 y.o. Chelsea do this with the intent of leaking it years later in an attempt to get some good press. She’s the Kris Jenner of politics.

I am clearly a lady Jesus because I find myself capable of having sympathy for lots of people simultaneously.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

“every issue is a woman’s issue.”

NOT ENOUGH JAKE

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

hi I’m here to return this lady show pony, it’s defective.

“I’m only here so I don’t get fined”

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…