What does Miller’s weight have to do with anything?

You are a bird. Hold yourself in your hand.

I like Matt McGorry. I do. I find him entertaining to watch and I do appreciate how apt he is to take a stand and stick with it on social media. But.... there’s this tiny tinge of ...... I don’t know. Like he seems legit on the outside but....

It’s like saying ‘what’s up’, there is no deep significant meaning to it. It didn’t bother me before but now that I am reading it in damn near every article and half the comments it’s starting to grate. Thanks Nicki!

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

I legit read every line as if it were new. Nailed it.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

Really, by that argument, clerks have always been able to marry gay couples as long as they thought it was the right thing to do. All that SCOTUS stuff was needless!

This is the culmination of the Christian Persecution Complex right here; the discriminating bigot is the martyr.

Yep. Also this.

And open container laws! Every hour should be beer o’clock

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

What’s ironic is that I considered my eyes “unrapeable” until the “money hustle” that was Major Payne. Thanks for In Living Color, please leave now.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

You keep using “hillbilly” ... Quite a few studies have determined that privilege and breastfeeding go pretty much hand in hand. As others have noted, it also falls within WHO regulations.

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that…

At my dad’s funeral, my sister and I got the giggles. I was 13, she was 20 and we had lost our mom 2 years before. We’re in the temple and the coffin is by the pulpit. It looked so small - my dad was 6’2” and had a big personality. I turned to my sister and say, How’d they fit him in that? She said, Huh! I wonder. We…

Newtown was the moment that I realised that we had entirely lost this war. If that couldn’t change peoples’ minds, absolutely nothing could. Nothing.

I went to a funeral for a teenager and the service sheet was written in Comic Sans.

You don’t need a stranger on the Internet to tell you this but your cousin would never ever hold that against you especially given she had just recently experienced grief herself so try not to hold onto this. Shock and grief can do crazy things to your brain. My heart cracked a little reading this and I hope you’re…