If I was a spokesperson for a church and I was confident with my spiritual choices and with the value of the religion and a former member left and badmouthed my religion I would probably just say “We’ll have to agree to disagree.” Or maybe make cite some scripture explaining why I disagree with her conclusions. I…

When my daughter lost her first tooth when she was just 5 we just gave her one of each coin and she was so P S Y C H E D! And I mean just the regular coins. 41 cents!

I couldn’t stand Meghan Trainor until my 10 year old left for sleepaway camp and now I listen to her like you listen to a song that reminds you of your old boyfriend.

It is safe to admit that I used to love Regis and Kathy Lee? I would get to work late so I could watch them. I was in my 20s. I don’t know what was wrong with me.

Wellbutrin is MY friend.

I love Stephen, but that Tweet was a bad dad joke. (Unless he was making fun of bad dad jokes).

OMG you guys. I just posted a pretty random comment about Splash in a comment on the Dirt Bag!!!

I once saw John Candy do an interview and he was asked about Splash. And he said Tom Hanks and Eugene Levy were nightmares to work with and the one person he liked was Darryl Hannah. And I was so scandalized that he would announce it so publicly. But I was probably 9 and I didn’t understand sarcasm. It was so stunning…

Sucralose also has a weird chemical taste. Just a different one. Only sugar tastes like sugar.

Bill Cosby

I wish I could star this comment again.

Different than what?

Thank you so much for this headline. When I saw the characterization in the Times article I wanted to pull out my hair. It is like the writers and the editors were never horny teenagers.

He probably also made this sign:

I don’t know the difference between her and the woman on Gawker we’re watching for 500 days and the one married to Ryan Reynolds and the one married to the guy from Parenthood and the one who wouldn’t vaccinate her kid (not Jenny McCarthy - younger and formally on an MTV “reality” show from the ‘00s) and the one with…

I like Terra Chips as a meal because they are “healthy.”

It happened with me when my husband moved in, before we got married. He didn’t understand how someone could eat a bowl of cereal or microwave popcorn for dinner. Real meals for dinner were a permanent 5-10lb increase.

Using the r-word as an epithet against anti-vaxxers is insulting to intellectually disabled people twice over.

It is the pro-vaxxers who have the rule against using the R-word on their FB group mocking anti-vaxxers.

I kept my name but I let the kids have my husband’s name because it just seemed easiest. Hyphens seemed cumbersome or something. And my last name is sort of odd - a lovely sound, but not a last name that could sort of be a name. But a decade later I am really regretting that choice. If I could get a do over I would…