Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

Maybe she has hemorrhoids.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

Why would she be nervous about riding on a stationary bike? You can’t fall off, get lost, or get side-swiped by an impatient driver. And when you can’t pedal anymore, just get off.

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

For Joson, a pound of flower.

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

Jesus Christ... you asked if those were human tissue and pivoted to an entirely different argument. It doesn’t have a thing to do with my analogy. Reading comprehension, ftw.

I’m so sorry. Take today to grieve then pick yourself up tomorrow. It’s the only way to not go mad.

We went through two (three?) rounds of IUI. From the time we started until the day our child was born was three years and two months. We had two miscarriages and I’ve got scarred blood veins in my arms now from all the testing. I believe you’ll get there too. The bad days are bad, but it’s worth it the first time your…

And you can fuck off @idunnosomethingthough

Conversely, it’s YOUR heartbeat that you actually hear.

This makes me so sad. Such great lengths to ensure that women have a lower rank in society. Men are never punished, and women carry the weight and accept the consequences. This is not a reflection of a modern, egalitarian society.

It’s also irrelevant for anyone who supports this. The people who hate poor people.

Nah, dude. “6 weeks gestation” is based on “gestational age,” which is what this article is about. The bill doesn’t specify a time frame, it specifies being able to detect “a heartbeat” or, more accurately, “signs of potential cardiac activity” which is actually little sparks of nerve pulses from what would eventually…

(so) Georgia sucks. Georgia is well on its atavistic journey to becoming The Handmaids Tale. Georgia should be shunned. If you can use USPS or Fedex instead of UPS (headquartered in Georgia). Try to avoid Home Depot (headquartered in Georgia). And (i know it’s tough for some) switch to Pepsi (as Coca Cola is…

When I was 6 weeks pregnant my only symptom was tender breasts.  If I hadn’t have been trying to get pregnant, there is basically no reason why I would have thought a thing of it.  My cycle ranges from 18 to 54 days ffs.

Our alumni threatened to withdraw support because we had to many gay men in our fraternity, and we wanted to do a Drag Show fundraiser.