You’re thinking of high-end horses at high-end stables, though, not the poor souls who run at crummy little tracks in the hinterlands ... and even those high-dollar horses can and do end up at the slaughterhouse (check out the story of 1986 Kentucky Derby winner Ferdinand). Please, do a little reading (the New York…

OK, my home state is peppered with “schools” and “camps” that are there for the sole purpose of abusing the “misbehavior” out of “incorrigible” kids whose parents have given up. Parents are allowed to use corporal punishment on their kids even though we know it leads to bad outcomes. Wholly unqualified parents are…

That daughter wouldn’t be allowed to go out and work as a firefighter without her brother there to chaperone her, and even that, to the Duggars, is squicky — have you never heard the parents squawking at the girls about not “inflaming” their brothers?

If you’re as willfully ignorant as the Duggars, yes.

You’re completely ignoring the fact that the average kid from a Republican family isn’t shut away from the world in terms of modern culture and actual education. The Duggar kids are basically in a well-appointed prison, both physical and mental. Can’t read or watch anything that might make them question their parents’…

I’ll cut that kid’s parents a little bit of slack — Brecon is Welsh.

I’m sure she cares what you think.

Dude, if you’re gonna misuse apostrophes in your insane rants, at least do it consistently.

Pandering? Lemme guess — you have a penis. It’s not all about you, shug.

We didn’t need Amy Schumer to tell us that high school football players do a lot of rapin’, dude.

Jesus, why didn’t you just tell us you’re an MRA? We could’ve all saved a lot of time here.

I don't think Sister Sarah is anywhere near as outdoors-savvy as she would have you think. And you'd be stuck locked in a building listening to her word salad. I'll take "Reasons to go ahead and eat a bullet, Alex."

Bumpty-bump!

Well, we ARE talking about someone so immature that she refers to her genitalia as "down there" ...

I'm from St. Louis and hadn't heard this phrase (possibly, if your theory is correct, because I'm white), but it's gonna get used in this house from now on! :D

What would I do? You mean before or after I saw the divorce lawyer? These people are sociopaths.

I started to watch, because I like Rich Eisen and liked Stuart Scott, but decided that I couldn't do it.

Sorry, Terry ... http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/omg-cat

... and a flatbrim at that. *Shudder*

I think he's just saying that it is soooooo easy for a famous person to say something absolutely idiotic on Twitter and have it being remarked on (OK, mocked) around the world instantly. Once it's out there, you're fucked. Also easy, if you're not careful and restrained, to end up in an embarrassing exchange with a…