Yes, after being influenced by endless ads funded by KochCo. If you don't think that money wins elections, you're crazy.

There are plenty of people out there who haven't (knock wood) been touched by adversity, and many of those people, unfortunately, do not give a shit about their fellow human beings.

I love you.

My father (now dead) was a Marine and pretty proud of it, but he rarely talked about his time in the service, and his experience didn't rule his life beyond an insistence on teaching his daughters how to spit-shine their shoes and make a bed you can bounce a quarter off. Nice stereotype you got workin' there.

IN the restroom, please.

In light of the fact that Katy Perry was besties with immature, obnoxious Rihanna, I'm inclined to believe that it's KP abut whom Taylor is talking.

Well, your first mistake is relying on the Daily Fail for news.

You don't think the military already has samples?

Yes, by all means lump medical facilities in the poorest, most rural places imaginable in with those being run by the world's acknowledged authority in infectious diseases.

The rest of us don't give a fuck about your squabble. Take it somewhere else.

Oh, just shut up. "If it was me," my ass.

Your (and Donald Trump's — how's it feel to be lumped in with that POS) punitive attitude toward these healthcare workers is more than a little disturbing.

Wow, that was authentic frontier gibberish.

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If they got married young, it's also just possible that the two have grown apart and she's no longer attracted to him — there's a reason for the term "starter marriage — and he is providing plenty of reasons that one might not be attracted to him anymore.

You wouldn't have to have an affair if you were my husband ... because I'd have already left your ass over your gratuitous use of exclamation points.

Although, now that I think about it, the guy who sent the spreadsheet doesn't seem much more savvy than the fictional character, so maybe I'm selling Fictional Guy short. He's still not likable, though.

My husband and I watched them both and agreed that You're the Worst was much better than Married, in large part because the protagonist of Married is such a clueless asshole that it's (a) hard to believe and (b) he's well nigh impossible to like. On the other hand, the two leads of You're the Worst are supposed to be…

Although there are plenty of indications that this guy is not much fun in the sack, I'm also wondering whether the wife is on the pill, a notorious libido-killer.

Anyone who whines about "feminist bullshit" gets immediately ignored around here.