The good news is: none of those deals are permanent—or even enforceable—unless and until they are ratified by the U.S. Senate as a formal treaty.

Shades of that how? He calls Spike Lee dumb and brags about three things he thinks are part of his presidential record (two of which have nothing to do with him and the other of which actually hurts most Americans, including most Black people). There’s no hint of a threat.

top floor suite in Vegas . . . through a legal, reputable and secure source?  

I don’t want to put words in the author’s mouth, but it seems like the article is a preemptive “Please don’t say you’ll vote for any Democratic nominee except Bernie.” Because staying away from the polls in November 2020 is how we get another 4 years of the Klansman in Chief.

This!

I think I stopped after 4? This line got me:

not including pepperoni on your list is correct

Dude you’re not going to “win,” stop trying to “win.”

they can’t just get paid, they have to be “compensated”

There are two photos and both feature cardboard boxes.

Yes, but THE United Methodist Church is most decidedly not. Open doors, open hearts, yeah sure that’s on the banner and it’s usually true. What they don’t put on the banner is the second part: “open invitations to stop being gay/lesbian, because that’s a sin.”

I have a PlaystationONE (the smaller original that came out when PS2 was too expensive at first) and can still play all my favorite games on it. It’s hard to imagine what kind of person would pay $100 for this nostalgia and not also still have the ability to play those games themselves.

I have a PlaystationONE (the smaller original that came out when PS2 was too expensive at first) and can still play…

just like Spacey’s were

Obviously she doesn’t need $1.5 million, but she could take the offer and donate the proceeds to charity and also have a not-fucked-up tattoo.

the UK is without a functioning government

I am outrageously tiny, as in almost 6' and under 130 lbs, and plane seats are too narrow for me to sit comfortably unless I get the window or aisle so I can lean.

I use the host (Mel?) from Great British Bake Off and it seems less scummy.

The most reliable number is around 50% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, not 70-something-percent (that higher number is for full-time workers).

Except dingoes and large snakes, especially in Australia.

He also breathed like this at the debates, though. There is something wrong with him.