This!

Why were your apples ice-cold? 

Bill Nye is a nice guy!

I think I stopped after 4? This line got me:

We have a tendency to get attached to the spacecraft we send out, not because we care so much about the hardware itself but because they represent large teams of hard-working individuals pushing human knowledge to places it’s never been before.

not including pepperoni on your list is correct

Dude you’re not going to “win,” stop trying to “win.”

Yeah but that show doesn’t really count as “pop culture” if nobody watched it and it wasn’t even bad enough in a good way to become a cult classic.

they can’t just get paid, they have to be “compensated”

You’re so edgy to point out the showrunners didn’t stick with 1960s technology for a TV show made in the 2010s. Good job, bro.

There are two photos and both feature cardboard boxes.

Every single one of those planes either lands in a few hours or everyone on board dies.

Did you get all hot and bothered making such a hot take comment, bro?

Yes, but THE United Methodist Church is most decidedly not. Open doors, open hearts, yeah sure that’s on the banner and it’s usually true. What they don’t put on the banner is the second part: “open invitations to stop being gay/lesbian, because that’s a sin.”

Except for the part where the trench sides are parallel instead of angled down toward the center of gravity. That trench on Starkiller Base would have collapsed a thousand times over.

I have a PlaystationONE (the smaller original that came out when PS2 was too expensive at first) and can still play all my favorite games on it. It’s hard to imagine what kind of person would pay $100 for this nostalgia and not also still have the ability to play those games themselves.

I have a PlaystationONE (the smaller original that came out when PS2 was too expensive at first) and can still play…

just like Spacey’s were

Obviously she doesn’t need $1.5 million, but she could take the offer and donate the proceeds to charity and also have a not-fucked-up tattoo.

the UK is without a functioning government

I am outrageously tiny, as in almost 6' and under 130 lbs, and plane seats are too narrow for me to sit comfortably unless I get the window or aisle so I can lean.