Yeah, this is like Early 20s for Dummies. That lady deserved to be arrested.

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Someone gave me one, one time. It was super annoying.

Your wheel driven car will be illegal some day.

Exactly! The company behind Runescape literally just did this with their fandom community:

Yes, there are nests - places where certain pokemon are more likely to appear - and those rotate every 2 weeks.

Because men are socialized to believe that women want sex, but for a variety of reasons, may need “convincing.”

The way he almost cuts his leg off when he lands is my favorite part.

As an example, someone tweeted a picture this morning of multiple different (suspiciously bot-like) accounts all tweeting the exact same pro-Ted Cruz tweet last night at 2:00 a.m., when most Texans are asleep and not tweeting. Some former Daily Caller contributor jumps in to the comments and says “that’s just a link…

I don’t know, it looks like a pinewood derby car made in some 8th grade shop class.

Thank you! I remember there being a difference between wagons and hatchbacks. This is a hatchback. (It’s nice, it looks fun enough, I would probably at least test drive it, but it’s a hatchback.)

Yeah, crossing the white line makes him at fault. The truck driver should have been able to change lanes without someone crossing the white line into his lane.

Leaving the scene, yes. Attempted murder, no.

Our coach said breathe through your nose as long as possible to try to keep your heart rate down. I think that’s an old wive’s tale.

The “What” thing in the header is from the article writer, pointing out that the additional tags (like “vote” and “Russia”) are wholly unnecessary. The words do not appear in the original cartoon.

How big is your TV and/or how close do you sit to it? I just got a Pro and played Witcher 3 over the weekend, but I could hardly read the menus from my usual TV-watching distance on what I thought was a pretty normal size TV. I had to pull the couch forward! I have good eyes, but they make the menus like PC-screen…

Subway spinach, at least in my market, is a guaranteed trip to the restroom within 30 minutes. I have no idea what they spray on it, or why, but it is every. single. fucking. time. Which sucks, because leafy greens are just about the healthiest thing they serve, and the lettuce is always shredded iceberg.

I point at the specific pieces of tomato I want, to avoid the mealy ones and the ones with giant white (stemmy) centers. They hate me. I don’t care.

Uh, no. Don’t put the weirdness in this situation on the woman. The weirdness is the guy proposing to a woman who is clearly not at the “let’s get engaged” stage.

Also sometimes popcorn, because why not.