Kick Ass, which was slightly less impressed with itself than Deadpool.

I think it’s not the Italian food you’re eating if one meal of pasta is giving you that bad of a “gas” situation.

I’m rather more curious if 32 is really that rough of an age. I sailed past it and, at least for now, can still eat like Ovi.

Yeah, no. WE’RE NOT TRYING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY YOU DUMB FUCK.

Just be clear, the Party’s three slogans are:

Worst. Take.

How did you like Best Buy? I’ve had 3 or 4 friends work there and they all loved it, both in management and on the floor.

I haven’t watched this show in years but McCain is reading off cue cards and can’t look anyone in the eye and at least Elizabeth when she was on the show could come up with her own thoughts when she disagreed with everyone else at the table.

Nah. You can save the day without being a fucker. She was being a fucker.

Don’t be that guy.

It’s not rare, but it is uncommon. Not having a single throw pillow anywhere in the house - not a couch, not a guest bed, not a reading chair - puts you in the minority of American households.

A) you have the shortest dishwasher run time of anyone, ever

You are a worse liar than Sarah Sanders. Here are the words of the Rapist-In-Chief himself:

You can test memory cards with Control Panel > Administrative Tools > Memory (or the like, depending on your build/bloatware).

This is what happened to me when I was standing in line for The Force Awakens on opening night. I forget what I was looking up exactly, but I typed “Han Solo” and “dies” was the auto-complete suggestion.

But by that standard, your own post, which clearly displays the term, is also “problematic,” right?

“call their manager” or other such shit

Could not give less of a shit

single mothers

These are common in just about every capstone laying and earth turning ceremony, ever.