What about a cabinet thing? I have a “broom closet” shaped cabinet door. It’s the best, and literally less than two feet away from where I always drop my onion skins and pepper seeds and egg shells and stuff.

I miss AIM so much. I would spend like 30 minutes coming up with the perfect away message.

“This is what she wants. This is what she does for a living,” the white guy with white hair says, about a black woman just trying to exist in America, as if it is a crime.

and The Gays

Don’t lots of dudes have piercings?

Yeah they have gone backwards, like back to the mid-90s to mid-2000s in terms of just rebadging the other manufacturer’s models. Every single Infiniti car I see on the road looks exactly like a Nissan that I’ve seen on the road.

I also think her position on marijuana is why Chuck Schumer suddenly introduced a federal decriminalization bill, an issue he wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole back in January.

Ariana is easier to understand than Cardi B.

I have that slammer!

Calling the police to report an actual crime that the police overact to is not the citizen’s fault, no matter what color he or she is.

Yeah that guy is my favorite Bro.

Fare

caressed

And Troy. And Fight Club. And Legends of the Fall. And, most especially, Meet Joe Black.

Very few young dudes could resist.

...Orcs getting sympathetic arcs. Grimdark, you might say.

“Corneal abrasion”? No slap on the wrist for McGregor.

Took me a second. I was like, do those flavors even go together?

Weird. Literally no one has made that comment.

Almost none of those things are true.