It’s not rare, but it is uncommon. Not having a single throw pillow anywhere in the house - not a couch, not a guest bed, not a reading chair - puts you in the minority of American households.

A) you have the shortest dishwasher run time of anyone, ever

You are a worse liar than Sarah Sanders. Here are the words of the Rapist-In-Chief himself:

You can test memory cards with Control Panel > Administrative Tools > Memory (or the like, depending on your build/bloatware).

This is what happened to me when I was standing in line for The Force Awakens on opening night. I forget what I was looking up exactly, but I typed “Han Solo” and “dies” was the auto-complete suggestion.

But by that standard, your own post, which clearly displays the term, is also “problematic,” right?

“call their manager” or other such shit

Could not give less of a shit

single mothers

These are common in just about every capstone laying and earth turning ceremony, ever.

What about a cabinet thing? I have a “broom closet” shaped cabinet door. It’s the best, and literally less than two feet away from where I always drop my onion skins and pepper seeds and egg shells and stuff.

I miss AIM so much. I would spend like 30 minutes coming up with the perfect away message.

“This is what she wants. This is what she does for a living,” the white guy with white hair says, about a black woman just trying to exist in America, as if it is a crime.

and The Gays

Don’t lots of dudes have piercings?

Yeah they have gone backwards, like back to the mid-90s to mid-2000s in terms of just rebadging the other manufacturer’s models. Every single Infiniti car I see on the road looks exactly like a Nissan that I’ve seen on the road.

I also think her position on marijuana is why Chuck Schumer suddenly introduced a federal decriminalization bill, an issue he wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole back in January.

Ariana is easier to understand than Cardi B.

I have that slammer!

Calling the police to report an actual crime that the police overact to is not the citizen’s fault, no matter what color he or she is.