Yeah that guy is my favorite Bro.

Fare

caressed

And Troy. And Fight Club. And Legends of the Fall. And, most especially, Meet Joe Black.

Very few young dudes could resist.

...Orcs getting sympathetic arcs. Grimdark, you might say.

“Corneal abrasion”? No slap on the wrist for McGregor.

Took me a second. I was like, do those flavors even go together?

Weird. Literally no one has made that comment.

Almost none of those things are true.

choice to bite the hook

I don’t recall her attempting a singing career

I’m also 100% sure that the Twitter account you embedded purporting to be from his son is actually just his second Twitter account.

I bought a LEGO set over the weekend that was cheaper at Target than next door at the going-out-of-business Toys’R’Us.

That little “lower case on purpose” thing is also 100% plagiarized from a Twitter thing that went viral a couple weeks ago. Like, he’s not even clever enough to be clever about plagiarizing it.

I also stopped watching Big Bang Theory - it’s fine, I laughed, but I hated feeling like I needed to watch it. Now I can randomly stumble across a syndicated episode and enjoy it stress-free.

I think, also, as a singer. There are a lot of isolated tracks of her singing and it is... underwhelming at best. She’s great in hospitals visiting fans, but she doesn’t have the lungs to do it on stage running around.

Exactly - and if the raw videos were shared on a site that supports native format, like Tumblr, it would be fine. The problem is YouTube not supporting native format.

a bunch of millenials

Yep. DAs offering pleas in cases like this—whether because of non-cooperating witnesses or political pressure or budgets or any other reason—are enabling additional offenses. This is disgusting. Video evidence = throw the fucking book at him.