I make my own underwear out of the finest fibers on earth.

I make my own underwear out of the finest fibers on earth.

That is true. A friend gave me a pair of "collectible" pair of nikes. 3 years or so later I put them on and the soles crumbled like sheet rock.

Someone or few ppl requested to have them stolen...

Are you hiring? I can make funny gifs.

How does Gawker feel about your comments

What damn color are those hands?

2 tabs usually... while we are at it, I also like a clean desktop (in my experience multi-tab ppl are also messy desktop ppl).

I have a commute that used to be 10 mins. But now it's 45mins to 1hr. Its so bad that my employer had to change my hours in order to compensate for my late arrivals. So now I have to stay late everyday... thank you MTA.

And here I thought we were witnessing the first signs of zombie rabies.

cant we have the best of both worlds in one?

What if someone hacks my mirror cam? Wont they be able to see me naked infront of the mirror... while im masturbating?

Where are his teeth? Dear god!

Okay, but im only watching it for bloopers.

I don't know can't we be sedated after being lubed?

Don't worry you already got the autism. No need to panic.

I think this is another Target advertising ploy.... not sure yet but will have all answers after the holidays.

Hahaha rice! What rice?

OMG, its made from someone's flesh!

Emieil by all-clad has a set for $300... that's good right?

Emieil by all-clad has a set for $300... that's good right?

I get the same effect from the coffe at work.