Umm... Postmates... (Correct me if I’m wrong) is owned by Uber so not sure your experience is going to improve.

“Update 3:47 PM: An MTA spokesman told Jalopnik that the toilet has been fixed.”

This just made my commute and the rest of my day barebale!

This may be a bit off topic, but the other night my toddler was sick and he wanted me to carry him in the middle of the night.

I have no idea what people are talking about or went through in this May update. Could it be because I save all files in an eternal hardrive?

Great! This just reminded me that I have to take the NJ bus home and most of those buses are covered in the same fabric seat covers. Everytime I sit in them I get itchy automatically (it’s probably more mental than anything.... Or it could be mites?). Anyway, I feel I need a drink before taking the bus.

Holy crap! I'm getting that!

Holy crap! I'm getting that!

Bidets are the $hit.

Bidets are the $hit.

* THAT GUY ALERT*

* THAT GUY ALERT*

Cool! much simpler than what I expected.

Cool! much simpler than what I expected.

The wand link didn’t work for me. It returned a blank page. Do you have an image? Did it look like a giant butterfly catcher?

The wand link didn’t work for me. It returned a blank page. Do you have an image? Did it look like a giant butterfly…

I think it depends on the roles available, he’s been sorta type casted, but does anyone remember My own private Idaho with River Phoenix?

They channeled the inner geocities in them.

Im not sure I’m comfortable with the idea of big brother getting in the way of natural selection.

Busan hates black... Panthers!

In Japan they even give you a late pass before you get to work when the train is late whereas in New York their late passes take a month to receive. By then your boss nor you will remember for which day the pass was/is for.

I can’t wait for the series to come out on the cartoon Network.

I travel to Japan often and I love the unlimited free booze I receive and that I get to loiter around the plane talking to people and such. Albeit there’s no lounge chairs.