Umm... Postmates... (Correct me if I’m wrong) is owned by Uber so not sure your experience is going to improve.

“Update 3:47 PM: An MTA spokesman told Jalopnik that the toilet has been fixed.”

This just made my commute and the rest of my day barebale!

That main image at top fooled me into thinking they made a pixel phone without a forehead, AND managed to notch out speaker in the glass...

So what you’re saying is.... it’s a good time to invest all my rupee’s?!

This may be a bit off topic, but the other night my toddler was sick and he wanted me to carry him in the middle of the night.

I know this is off topic, but recently I tried the instand heart rate monitor android app on my pixel and the light hurt my finger. It felt like it was burning it.... And to top things off it was taking its dandy time to read the pulse.... I have no explanation as to why I continued to hold my burning finger to the…

I have no idea what people are talking about or went through in this May update. Could it be because I save all files in an eternal hardrive?

I quit Facebook back in... Gosh! I think it was somewhere around 2006 - 2008?

You waited untill 2011? You noober!

Reminds me of what people said when Steve got fired from Macintosh.

What if Elon loses and Tesla has to be sold to Univision?

“We examine the market, look if there is something new—some biologically active additives, amino acids, vitamins, microelements,” Boshirov said. “We pick up the most necessary, come here and decide how to deliver the new products from this market here.”

C'mon!!!

Great! This just reminded me that I have to take the NJ bus home and most of those buses are covered in the same fabric seat covers. Everytime I sit in them I get itchy automatically (it’s probably more mental than anything.... Or it could be mites?). Anyway, I feel I need a drink before taking the bus.

Holy crap! I'm getting that!

Holy crap! I'm getting that!

Bidets are the $hit.

Bidets are the $hit.