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The “Harrier II” (or more accurately ‘II+’) is the proper nomenclature for the radar-equipped AV-8Bs. No one calls them that, but that’s the nitpicky name if you will.

Scuba gear and a bag

Since when? I lived in Arizona for 7 years until 2013, registered 2 vehicles and never had to smog one once. There wasn't even an annual maintenance inspection. Is this a new thing?

I don't need to be sold (on) a McLaren. I need to be bought a McLaren. Slight difference.

You can tell it's a movie because everyone is parked in a parking space.

This shit is why I can't and won't take NASCAR seriously as a racing series. Leave the WWE trash in the trailer and act like an adult.

The US often has what are called "acceleration lanes," something Italy sorely lacks (generally speaking). All these small displacement economy cars are not so slow that they impede getting onto a freeway. If you believe that, your perception of them is skewed.

I'm aware of that. It was a bit of hyperbole. The original H1/HMMWVs were right around 19 seconds if memory serves.

Italy is full of near/sub-100 hp cars with 1.x liter engines that merge onto their insane highways every day. It's no different than all those suburban commandos trying to merge onto the highway in their 0-60 in 19 seconds Hummers.

A shooting brake is the perfect, sexy marriage of a coupe and a wagon. It's the sort of thing that makes true car geeks get weak at the knees, but automakers are clearly blind to see their massive sales appeal.

My none years of high school Italian are failing me right now, so I have no idea what these guys are saying through their massive and understandable giggling fit. But I imagine it's something along the lines of "look at us are we not Italian? Haha yes this is a very Italian thing to do hah." Because that just makes…

Everything on an amphib can land vertically (and has to on the boat). No need.

Lots of bad gouge here.

Lots of bad gouge here.

That blue is too off for me. Gulf blue is more of a pastel. It looks weird.

Maybe I missed some joke/satire, but the Goblin always had a jet engine.

The Z06 is a 650 horsepower Corvette. Six hundred. And fifty. A Corvette that gets to 60 in less than three seconds. A Corvette than can stop from 60 in less than 100 feet. A Corvette that can pull 1.2 G in a corner. And a Corvette that costs less than $100,000. It's an all-American middle finger to every other high…

This always weirds me out when I see a Gallardo. It just seems... wrong. Lambo doors open up!

I was sure it was "Rich Corinthian Leather" until I saw the date.