Perhaps because you make statements like "let's just make writing columns about Yasiel Puig illegal. That would probably be best for everyone" to sound ironic and hipstery, while simultaneously 1) getting a rage hardon every time a shit column about Puig is written and 2) getting a real hardon every time you get to…

Then where would your white-self-loathing rage be channeled?

hahaha

1) Were you there?

Exactly, and good thing cops have never ever done any good for anyone, either. Since most of them are just bullies and assholes.

Cool, that's one example, in which the cop was (based on the evidence we have available to us, which is incredibly slim) obviously in the wrong. You, however, said "a lot of cops sign up to be cops so they can rough people up and generally be bullies." One idiotic cop doesn't prove your asinine claim. If cops were…

i bet you would shit your pants if you were in the street facing that mob. I'm sure going through your mind would be "MOST of these assholes won't be violent, so I pretty much have nothing to be concerned with"

yeah mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

So is it racist to call him a thug?

The version with Juice and Paul rapping >>> Kast version

Andre's verse here is one of the most overrated of the decade. Get your simpin marriage shit out of a PLAYERS ANTHEM. The version with Paul and J is much better.

You are honestly arguing that marathon gaming is equipping you with skills that will enable you to have a better life in general?

"full of life" = playing video games? "best story when you tell it later on" = talking about something that happened Skyrim?

of course somebody had to be that guy

that's a reference to a tweet that was made by that senator

I remember that time when I took a gender studies class

Then it's a very poorly written sentence: there's nothing at all in the context of your snark that suggests you were referring to that particular segment of the long quote you provide.

somebody's got a lot of planesplaining to do

awesome post

Shocking that a linguistic bigot like yourself would want to silence my speech.