Cyclist flop ruins otherwise great night

Well, he's right, but because he used a cliche, you're going to put this on the front page without any explanation. OK.

Ok... Tim Marchman - First of all, let me say this... I know the example I'm going to provide at the end of this comment isn't your piece, and I'm also aware that you do not write for Jezebel either (I don't think); who is one of the biggest online "clickbait" offenders that there is.

Tim. Friend.

Relax, it was just a simple case of mistaken identity. It was really Rufus from Bumfights.

Oh, come on. Non-whites aren't even allowed to rush in the SEC, let alone hold a paddle.

count on plenty of irsay objections should this go to trial

So either he's not allowed to comment, or he's supposed to say something like "well 90% of young boys would love to meet a girl like that, but the other 10% would prefer someone of their own sex and we should definitely acknowledge that choice as equally valid." If he doesn't, he's being "hetero-normative." That's…

"But, again, it seems highly unlikely that anyone would be able to keep all 239 people on board from pulling out their cell phones and getting SOME sort of communication out."

But I thought the point of sex work was to threaten the patriarchy with all of our empowered feminist agency?

When I read Tom's articles, which is increasingly infrequently, I just imagine the edited last line of each one is "I fucking hate those Jocks.

Or, Triple A is tougher than Double A, and the substance abuse isn't the problem, its the ballplayer.

The last retirement that freed up cap space was Barry Bonds'.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?