Wow. Troll? Maybe you should do some research.

Stop word-shaming me.

Really? Literally?

So who will write the inevitable "Here's Twitter's Reaction to the Martin trade" dumb-shaming article?

"Pretty clear"? Is that your clinical opinion?

Yes, he can't have a mental illness because he's capable of looking at his twitter account and processing the number zero. Awesome take, Dr. Freud.

this band sucks

I always thought Alkaline Trio was a punk band

wicked burn

If you like this, there's a good chance you're an asshole

So is gambling addiction not a real thing? Touching chips or pulling slots doesn't create physiologic dependency.

but you don't love his hot legalize it takes?

But what was on his playlist?

Also, how is this dry-snitching if he named Felton?

This is a really, really embarrassing post, and a real discredit to the other work you do on here.

Yeah, this rivalry is infinitely more irritating than NY/Boston

because his race totally matters here

Gay or straight, no one defines themselves by their sexuality. (Your coworkers don't spend every waking minute thinking of themselves as the gay mailroom clerk, or as the lesbian IT professional.)

figure skating isn't a sport

Are you not understanding that SHES THE ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SHE IS PERCEIVED?