Doesn’t that mean Kylie is not girlfriend material?

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YBCiN…

And in Moulin Rouge were Satine does whole musical numbers without hacking up dark phlegm even once.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Entry level *exotic*

Sorry that happens for you. It’s the other side of the depression coin for me. Once i learned they were panic attacks they kind of went away but depression is a long term companion. SSRIs don’t really help and I wont go down the benzo road so I’ve just learned that sometimes I’m going to feel really hopeless and have…

Except for maybe:

Not everyone can be as cool as Jackie Brown.

Limousine and Chauffeur Show in Atlantic City in 1988.

Nope. You just drive on and drive off. Motorcycles get priority boarding.

I met him once and he was as delightful IRL as he is on TV. I hope he is well :(

There’s no chance I can watch The Witch because even horror movie trailers freak me out, but I am loving that the movie inspired a post about adorable goats.

Not sure what you call Catholic school 7th-8th grade football, but I took a facemask to my gut from a teammate and I couldn’t get up. Trainer came over and said it was a “bruised stomach”. I then walked home from practice about a mile away, not being able to stand up straight. My mom saw me, told her it was a bruised…

I wish I could have little hens in my (non-existant) backyard! I wouldn’t eat them, only love them <3

The clerk’s name was Sammy, for what that’s worth. Wouldn’t even dial 911. My first thought was - sounds like a Trump supporter. But who knows, I haven’t walked a mile in his shoes, so I don’t really understand why he wouldn’t dial 911 and hand the phone to the girl’s father.

Anything can be art if you throw out enough theory jargon. That’s why so many people are alienated by contemporary art, because it lives in a fortress of theory and bullshit.

If there were also books in this bar, it would be my idea of heaven.