The Yeastie Beasties would have been more fun.

I have known people like this too. They’re utterly deranged but they remain totally rational. They like the fact they harm other people and leave damage and chaos in their wake. That’s precisely why they do it. And when they do it, they’re not copying or re-enacting anything that was done to them in earlier years —…

so true—it’s not often that appearances so clearly reflect what lies underneath, but in this guy’s case: he looks like a weasel-y little rat-faced petty asshole, and that’s exactly what he is.

I’m surprised that anyone is surprised. I never used the stuff, but a quick google back when it debuted showed people were already talking about their “alleged” hair loss. It seemed like every few reviews mentioned hair loss.

One of the writers on Cracked does an occasional feature where he takes these old, disgusting recipes, makes them, and reviews them. They are as hideous as they are unappetizing.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

I remember as a kid hating how Elmo was gradually taking over the show and less and less of other monsters were getting to show up. My favorite Muppet on the show as Grover and he got pushed out pretty hard for more Elmo skits. I think I gave up caring about Seaseme Street after attending one of those Live! shows that…

I feel terrible for Sinead. I grew up in Ireland and watched her go from a really strong, talented young woman who always had to guts to talk to power and took responsibility for way more than it was really her job to carry, to someone who just seemed to feel constantly harassed and lost in life, and with good reason.…

Back in the 90s Cabbage Patch came out with a doll that ate food and it fell into a backpack. Kids would put their hair in the Cabbage Patch kids mouth and their hair would get stuck in the motor. Idiots.

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…

Jane Marie! Shut your face - this Bow Pillow is AMAZING.

They are all someone’s daughter.

Lost my virginity to a 17/18 year old when I was 14 and I really struggle with the fact that although I know it was statutory rape, I would not call myself a victim of rape*.

I hear ya. I’m at the age that if I’m vertical at 3 AM on any given night, something must have gone horribly wrong in the hours leading up to it.

Here’s a question: do alchohol control board goons have the same level of protection as regular police officers? And specifically, when they lose their lawsuits, do the taxpayers pay out as usual? If so, that’s triple jeopardy for us right there: 1) We, the citizens and taxpayers, get beaten by the cops; 2) We get…

I definitely owned them. And being very athletic at the time, I had a rather spectacular little ass, so they looked freakin’ ADORABLE.

I wanted the ones where the butt-U was done in rainbow colored stitching. I’d still be pretty stoked to have a pair of those.

HELP ME. I THINK I OWNED THESE.

This just in:

This is exactly how we use Prime. If we can wait a couple days for something, Amazon is the first place we look. It's not always less expensive and there are some things that you do need to look at in a brick and mortar store, but for the most part, we buy Amazon. Plus, when I get my plunger or corn starch, it feels…

This is exactly how we use Prime. If we can wait a couple days for something, Amazon is the first place we look.…