So cute! Are they heavy? Because I love clogs but the weight of Danskos and others turn me off.

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

I like gentiles. Or giblets. As in, "Them shorts were so short you could almost see her giblets hanging out."

Says a former government employee.

My thoughtful teenage son took time to assure me that many, if not most of the trolls run multiple proxy/sockpuppet accounts to get their tiny, tiny marbles off. I felt a little better.

I would call my mom's voicemail for a couple years after she died. We kept the phone line active as long as we could. Even now, it brings tears to my eyes to think about how lovely it was to hear her calm, reassuring voice.

Yep, throw the accountants and lawyers under the bus. After all, we happily risk our licenses to fawn over these disgusting greedheads. "I signed the plea agreement, but I didn't think you meant it!" Entitled twats.

How can one resist the allure of the Bakken oil fields?

I hope you can still get the paper bags at Trader Joes, even for a fee. Because it's hey, new luggage.

This begs for more distasteful detail. Pleeeez?

Just curious - what happened? Powdered sugar has a bit of cornstarch in it, so I always wondered how it would alter things.

I went to /pol/ for the first time in years and am surprised that you are right. Also, as others have pointed out, 4chan isn't really a community. Reddit is far more organized.

YUM. I'd put some half and half on that bad boy.

I had this. You can put some ham in the extra cup to warm up while the egg cooks. Works great.

I would so wear this. Pink heels and all.

Good for you and community college. I'm sending all my kids there not only because I am cheap, but because the community colleges here are incredible. Paying 20k a year for undergraduate is insane. Decades ago, community college was the shabby relative of higher education, but now the programs are vast and amazing.

I fully agree. I'M NOT YOUR LADY. I AM YOUR QUEEN. COWER, ASSHOLE.

So what about the inflating boobies that go along with this precious, precious development? Going from a B-cup to a rock hard DDD or F or whatever hugeness I ended up being was hella more dramatic to watch than my abdomen. Photojournaling giant tits would be way more entertaining for everyone, and you could sell views…