I've been fat, I've been thin. Right now I'm kinda fat, and working out. What people really think when they see fat people - and I've taken surveys - is, "Oh. Blue shirt. Good for them working out. Hmm. What's that shiny thing over there?" No one really dwells on it the way we do when we're fat.

Good. Already dealt with the unpredictable effects of a childbirth-related tear that messed up the nerves in the active poop area. Fortunately it resolved after awhile, but ewww.

I'm so sorry. It sounds like this is a very entrenched situation. It also won't be easy to change. Sounds like she is a hoarder as well. I agree with toastybuns that retirement community or assisted living may be the only way to treat her. Therapy and medication might be an answer for someone else, but not when she…

WHAT? Goddammit, I was looking forward to getting rid of that thing. Fucking pap smears.

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Argh. Not again! Can I blame the weather for my malevolent urges to torment someone? I have had the darkest, meanest thoughts about my fellow Texans while Mr. Sun is hiding from us all. Plus my head hurts.

This story instantly persuaded me to buy 12 - TWELVE! - boxes of cookies from the little girls in front of the Walgreens last week. If I see anyone else, I'm gonna buy 12 more.

Ditto! Except I forget to wear a shirt and I can't cover up my boobs with my arms. And the final is always, always on a gray dismal snow covered campus.

I have so many long sleeved lightweight v-neck tops, like, too many to count. I layer, I guess, although I usually end up peeling off the spiffy blazer/sweater and jamming up the sleeves to my elbow so I can work without sweating, dammit.

Is it rust? They can be orangey as well as brown. I use Whink in the ugly brown bottle for suspected rust stains.

YES. I have long arms ("a good reach" I learned while sparring in kenpo) and broad shoulders. The big boobs keep me from looking toooo manly. Anyway, trying on blazers and jackets is demoralizing as they are either tiny and short or Rob Ford tent size. Some of the expensive designer stuff works, but I have to try on…

Whaaaa? Really? Wow. Worth a try. I had never connected the two, but I suspect you may be on to something. It suits my wardrobe, as I am a prude and believe that armpits should not be flaunted in polite society.

Yeah, why is no one else here concerned with the pit situation? The groinal smell is a given, but does no one else fear birds dropping out of trees when they raise their arms? I was hoping the armpit rivers would decline with age, but sadly it is not true.

DETAILS! I lost the outer third of my brows before I got on thyroid meds and they will never come back, sob sob. Please tell me it's not prescription.

This interests me. I had a lovely little bottle of Twat Wash from some bidet-festooned hotel in Yerp (France, maybe) and it was wonderful. However, I used it as an external cleanser for my nethers, especially in the sweat-grunge summer months.

"Sometimes you respond to people interrupting you in a way that can be interpreted as abrasive and impatient."

You can also buy little beeswax thingies to run your thread through. Really nice.

The temporary restraining order language that the red state twat is cackling about in her post is standard boilerplate in Texas.

I like that rule. Also, only reheat leftovers once. If it's on the second trip to the microwave, think hard about tossing it.

BEST LEDE EVER.