I understand the high-risk idea in theory, but it boggles my mind that there are no limits whatsoever on the dollar amount that can be borrowed. Back in the early 80s, at least, I recall there was a ceiling on the total amount one could get.

Oh, the purring! My heart asplodes.

So the nips are at the bottom of the W? I have lots of that!

Search gawker.com for reddit and violentacrez. Adrian Chen is now one of my favorite people ever due to that shitstorm.

I hope all of you rescuers will see this, as you made me feel so good today.

No, it's not all horrible. I used to go to some craft and kitty subs myself. But I quit for good during the violentacrez (or whatever that sicko's name is) debacle. I can't tolerate the abuse anymore, and I'm a tough old bird. This shit accumulates, Slut-shaming turns my stomach. I've worked decades in a…

More, please. She always reminded me of the snotty girls in college.

Woof.

Yup. Pick one up. If you are a working peasant like me, you will become depressed and appalled.

Oh, man. I have that stuff too - itty bitty dresses my mom made for me, old toys, etc. The worst is the baptismal outfits for all of us kids. Not priceless heirlooms - probably from Sears - but no one will use them because, well, we horrible heathens don't do baptisms anymore. I think they will go out in the next…

Godammit. Those tasty calcium gumdrop thingies are the BOMB.

I, for one, welcome my new kittycat overlords.

Lembas bread recipe??? Oh, th

God yes. Genius. He gives a soaring voice to my sizzling, incoherent "WTF is this?" hatred.

"Tinsel will no longer be sold, because it makes your Christmas tree look like a whore." Also, "per Leviticus 19 vs 19, we will no longer sell cotton/poly blend fabric. You may purchase your hell cloth elsewhere."

I'm so very sorry. I send you a heartfelt hug.

You made me a better person right now. I was going to tear off on why my (now former!) health insurance would pay for boners but not birth control, but I read this and felt a tad more sympathetic. I'll go sit down now.

I kind of want details, but am scared to ask.

What the FUCK?

I will try Nippon Kodo! I long to sulk in my room and listen to music on repeat.