Ditto! Except I forget to wear a shirt and I can't cover up my boobs with my arms. And the final is always, always on a gray dismal snow covered campus.

I have so many long sleeved lightweight v-neck tops, like, too many to count. I layer, I guess, although I usually end up peeling off the spiffy blazer/sweater and jamming up the sleeves to my elbow so I can work without sweating, dammit.

Is it rust? They can be orangey as well as brown. I use Whink in the ugly brown bottle for suspected rust stains.

YES. I have long arms ("a good reach" I learned while sparring in kenpo) and broad shoulders. The big boobs keep me from looking toooo manly. Anyway, trying on blazers and jackets is demoralizing as they are either tiny and short or Rob Ford tent size. Some of the expensive designer stuff works, but I have to try on…

Whaaaa? Really? Wow. Worth a try. I had never connected the two, but I suspect you may be on to something. It suits my wardrobe, as I am a prude and believe that armpits should not be flaunted in polite society.

Yeah, why is no one else here concerned with the pit situation? The groinal smell is a given, but does no one else fear birds dropping out of trees when they raise their arms? I was hoping the armpit rivers would decline with age, but sadly it is not true.

DETAILS! I lost the outer third of my brows before I got on thyroid meds and they will never come back, sob sob. Please tell me it's not prescription.

This interests me. I had a lovely little bottle of Twat Wash from some bidet-festooned hotel in Yerp (France, maybe) and it was wonderful. However, I used it as an external cleanser for my nethers, especially in the sweat-grunge summer months.

"Sometimes you respond to people interrupting you in a way that can be interpreted as abrasive and impatient."

You can also buy little beeswax thingies to run your thread through. Really nice.

The temporary restraining order language that the red state twat is cackling about in her post is standard boilerplate in Texas.

I like that rule. Also, only reheat leftovers once. If it's on the second trip to the microwave, think hard about tossing it.

BEST LEDE EVER.

I understand the high-risk idea in theory, but it boggles my mind that there are no limits whatsoever on the dollar amount that can be borrowed. Back in the early 80s, at least, I recall there was a ceiling on the total amount one could get.

Oh, the purring! My heart asplodes.

So the nips are at the bottom of the W? I have lots of that!

Search gawker.com for reddit and violentacrez. Adrian Chen is now one of my favorite people ever due to that shitstorm.

I hope all of you rescuers will see this, as you made me feel so good today.

No, it's not all horrible. I used to go to some craft and kitty subs myself. But I quit for good during the violentacrez (or whatever that sicko's name is) debacle. I can't tolerate the abuse anymore, and I'm a tough old bird. This shit accumulates, Slut-shaming turns my stomach. I've worked decades in a…

More, please. She always reminded me of the snotty girls in college.