julienne
julienne
julienne

Woof.

Yup. Pick one up. If you are a working peasant like me, you will become depressed and appalled.

Oh, man. I have that stuff too - itty bitty dresses my mom made for me, old toys, etc. The worst is the baptismal outfits for all of us kids. Not priceless heirlooms - probably from Sears - but no one will use them because, well, we horrible heathens don't do baptisms anymore. I think they will go out in the next

Godammit. Those tasty calcium gumdrop thingies are the BOMB.

I, for one, welcome my new kittycat overlords.

Lembas bread recipe??? Oh, th

God yes. Genius. He gives a soaring voice to my sizzling, incoherent "WTF is this?" hatred.

"Tinsel will no longer be sold, because it makes your Christmas tree look like a whore." Also, "per Leviticus 19 vs 19, we will no longer sell cotton/poly blend fabric. You may purchase your hell cloth elsewhere."

I'm so very sorry. I send you a heartfelt hug.

You made me a better person right now. I was going to tear off on why my (now former!) health insurance would pay for boners but not birth control, but I read this and felt a tad more sympathetic. I'll go sit down now.

What the FUCK?

I will try Nippon Kodo! I long to sulk in my room and listen to music on repeat.

Oooh, that looks awesome. I am putting that on my "buy for myself" xmas list.

ABSOLUTELY. Candles should not smell like food. Neither should people, and I'm looking at you, B&BWerks, with your damned candy apple/cranberry/marshmallow shower gel/spray and other glurge products.

My cousins sew their own bras - they attended a special class on fitting and sewing techniques, and buy all the hardware/straps/etc online. I love the wild spandex they use for cups. They can buy regular size bras, but just prefer customizing their own.

Y'all made me feel so much better today.

I'd like to tell this to those who tear up over some of the "lonely old people in nursing homes." I knew of some who were flat out abusers during their active years - sexual as well as physical. The personality change - or concealment of true nature - is a familiar story.

Happened to me and several friends. It was, "I want to be pregnant NAOW" and no discussion, thank you, it is time. I was 31. It had to be hormonal, because it hit hard and did not let up until the 3d had hatched.

Damned science. Ruining sexy time AND fapping.

More on the phytoestrogens - can you give any good (i.e. not crackpot) sources to read up on them? I'm a healthy skeptic, but would like to steer a couple in-laws away from them.