Knowing that that is his actual mouth makes him much worse.

Oh do. There's a lot of awwness in there.

Veneers? I thought it was a sports mouthpiece.

Yes! Sniffing fresh baby head! I could never get enough of it with mine. And other people's fresh baby head is just fine. It's very close to nuzzling, which I think is another lizard brain response to get close in and recognize/protect your babby.

Oh man, I loved Betsy McCall. The ones I remember from the 60s were a lot more detailed. She had terrific clothes.

Hate sex counts, right?

Whaaaaa? Always wondered about that. Any sources? Not that I doubt you.

That's what I thought, and was puzzled by this racist crap. Ugh. Not liking this Twitter in-your-face stupidness.

Serious question (god forbid I use the google) but haven't we had any other brownish or tinted Miss Americas? Of any ethnicity other than fake-tan Caucasian?

Widdle flippy ears!!! I die.

Same here! No dignity! I'm even worse at upper register because I get a warble like a doofy 80 year old.

Also, when the tide is turning, the dug-in advocates scream like hell. Witness the anti-gay ugliness that came to a frothy head before DOMA was struck down. Angry nutcases get LOUDER when they think they are losing.

"Crone heifer"! I love it! I will now use that instead of "kidney-bean shaped torso."

I don't remember pink kitchens in the 70s. Avocado green, harvest gold and burnt orange are the colors forever banned from my life.

Hello from Des Moines 1980-84. Yup, lots of pastels and puffy sweaters, all with shoulder pads. Fashion was very odd those years - sugary cute alternated with prep and nascent punk. I went to a Clash concert in '82 in a pink polo and a janky denim miniskirt.

Please, somebody, satisfy my nasty snark craving by posting a photo of her as of TODAY.

I was in Florida at the time, where the bars were serving "Bundy Fries."

I'm starting to worry about the shade of my colon since I have someone stick a camera up my butt every 10 years.

Christian porn? Is that a real thing? My head is already partly asploded from this Christian swinging stuff.

Man, you spend your life carrying water and they turn it into whine, whine, whine.