Wait, I'm bald...my hair is negative pasta? Anti pasta?

How did you get from men's backhair, to genital waxing? How did you infer that people who say they won't do oral on hairy genitalia are not only fine with whatever other hair they may encounter, but are more than down with performing rim jobs? Who the fuck are you hanging out with that you think that labioplasty and…

So Lionel got it wrong, it's easy like Tuesday mornin'.

Literally felt the same way. This is probably one of the cutest but incredibly novel ways I've ever seen of coming out.

"polishing the plate" needs to be a new euphemism!

Yes it's legit. Yes, you can hire me as a researcher!

I recently read a romance where the heroine accidentally gets her iPhone stuck in her vagina after using one of those vibrator apps so sometimes I have doubts.

Does it serve society well to hold these men in prison at age 80? The American justice system is so extreme

Once I found my stride and got some regulars I made between two and four hundred a week on the side.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

I hope someone got Pete Campbell a chip & dip http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKaey…

Aaaand we have our first ARPRG submission. Just posted.

And Ayn would hate, hate, very much hate both Paul and Rand. Imagining her sneering at their thirstiness warms my heart-cockles.

Long ago I reserved this tumblr... http://aynrandpaulryangosling.tumblr.com

Politicians really need to stop making that gesture. It always gets photographed and it invites dick jokes.

"Is being a gross Internet troll the new 'having a mistress'?"

i wonder if it would be worthwhile to hire a pi. or something and just dig up so much dirt on this... link ip addresses to activity, get screencaps, etc. and present it to the court come custody arrangement time. dude is either a sociopath or a step or two away from being one.

Either you are PERFECT with satire, or you have completely demonstrated the issue with guys who pull the "nice guy" card. Regardless, you get a slow clap.

This guy's probably taking out all the fights he's not having with her on the unsuspecting teens of Tumblr.