Venmo is the shit - free app, no fees, you can sign up with your Facebook even. Lets you both send and get money from friends.

Just be glad they didn't go with "Blingr."

Honestly, let's be honest. You're seeing white males smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at the console and putting people on the moon. How is this a horrible thing?

I finished the course pretty quickly, but I swear to God that never happens.

I actually would love the world of Pete: The Smarmiest Man in America.

I can't really imagine that a teenager who's feeling pressure to send an intimate image to someone, but doesn't feel comfortable setting a boundary, is going to feel comfortable sending one of these texts. The sarcastic tone and harsh reply pretty much defeats the purpose.

People ALWAYS do this. They'll ask for shit in their own idiosyncratic way and then act like YOU'RE the idiot for not understanding their weird-as-shit request.

Yeah, that one was probably the one I was most uncomfortable with, since Bruce has categorically denied being transgender, and I've written on the treatment of his cosmetic surgery. I would have preferred to have that one left out completely.

Need more Laverne Cox. Less a bunch of other things that don't involve Laverne Cox.

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

As someone who can't use hormonal birth control for medical reasons, can I toss in that we all have the option of condoms? And that even people on birth control should use them until both they and their partners have been tested for STDs/HIV?

It's hard, because while I can feel truly sympathetic, I also feel hemmed in and trapped by an issue I have no way to resolve. I'm really sorry you're in such hell, but I just can't take twenty five minutes during the rush to hand squeeze your coleslaw or whatever. I hate being put on the spot like that.

I believe what you're referring to is what scientists know as the "Billy Joel Paradox", that hypothesizes that only the good die young...

I've gotten my boyfriend down from well done to medium. I'm pushing for med-rare but medium is fine. Well done makes me want to break up with him.

When I worked at a cafe I found that the regulars who were super specific with their order (like, specifying the temperature of their coffee drink, or requesting a bizarre drink order like the "dry latte" lady upthread, or generally making a big fuss about everything) were kind of sad. There was also lots of…

For some reason a lot of these make me kind of sad. People who are so specific and demanding about certain things, especially food, tend to have other stuff going on that's maybe not quite normal too. I know it sounds insane, but as someone with an eating disorder I kind of get where the coleslaw guy was coming from…

"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF…

I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

I need to know if Blue Cheese man was at least a good tipper. And if the "dining companion" was ever a date, because eeewwwwwww. The only thing grosser than watching a guy eating that much blue cheese is imagining kissing a guy who had eaten that much blue cheese.