THIS GOT SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Seriously, don't thank Jesus. Thank the people who made the food possible...with a tip.

In my experience, the after-church crowd were the *worst* tippers. Getting shit about working on Sundays when they were PATRONIZING MY RESTAURANT on Sundays was rich.

No one's ever grabbed me, but I've thrown a Blessed Be at a table that said Amen and looked at me expectantly. Fortunately, I don't think they understood what I meant. XD

That's really inappropriate. I don't mind at all if people wanna say grace before they eat out in public, just don't assume that everyone shares your religion.

Yeah, what the hell is up with that whole "symbolic cannibalism" business? Always thought that one was pretty bizarre.

That's some wonderful Christianity there, ignoring the server to thank God for the meal. They could at least say something like "We thank thee God, for working through thy imperfect servant <your name>!"

I had an experience just like that! It was the after church crowd and I was waiting on an 9 top. This creepy, over-tan John Boehner looking man at the head of the table said, right after I put the last plate down, "Now, won't you join us in prayer." Not a question, more like a statement, because at that moment an…

Rule number 1 of restaurants: Don't fucking touch your server.

You guyzzz are so mean. He's just a little old man who didn't understand when his grandson told him to pin the foods he liked at the grocery story to help him remember for the next time. Technology is hard for old people to understand. Have some compassion!

do we REALLY need to add asterisks and clauses to things that should be painfully obvious when taken in context? Also: there are female condoms. Lesbians (I am one of these FYI) also use male condoms, cutting them for use as dental dams. Stop being so nitpicky and smug, please.

I cannot agree with the statement that they should not be obligated to disclose. How can you put the onus onto someone who doesn't have all the facts disclosed to them? I agree that you should always use condoms for casual sex, but condoms are not perfect and if someone does not wish to take the risk of sleeping with…

I can't believe they ambushed you like that! That is really crossing a line to me. It's so creepy because they knew you can't really complain because you're at work.

Oh god, that would have been horrible.

Aw, I'm going to tell my story but it's saaaaaaad.

I caught The Ex cheating on me at my cousin's wedding. I was a bridesmaid so I was busy helping her all night and didn't have much time to spend with him which was fine since he knew most of the other guests. We were all forming a line on the steps that led the newlyweds down to their car, and I looked into the…

You know how I know you're not a woman? Because you post shit like this.

"Throughout this tiresome research to seek a pure and wholesome vitamin, my brain really started to hurt! How was it that products meant to be the very essence of plants and their nutrients continually stray so far from that? I realized that if I wanted a truly great vitamin option, I was going to have to make it…

"...they do it when I'm gone or at night." THEN HOW DOES HE KNOW? Are they producing so much baby batter it is floating on the top?

I feel like that tweet says it all. It's lovely that he loved her (and from that clip, he really seems genuinely crushed and heartbroken), but loving someone does not entitle you to their time or affection. She made it clear she didn't see a future from them and that's all he really needs to know. It hurts, trust me I…