One time when my ex was going down on me, I farted. Understand that when I say "I farted," it's an understatement akin to describing the Arctic Circle as "a place where you should probably bring a jacket." Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four…

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

Are you people dense? Do you understand that the OP is taking about HER DAUGHTERS RAPE AND YOU ARE ALL WORRIED ABOUT A GIF?

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

What she did was tantamount to child abuse, and I completely understand why McDonald's fired her.

I just want to know why they would put in the email the reason they were not moving forward with the interview. This is HR 101, never give the true reason you won't hire someone because it prevents lawsuits.

It's like the bond of fellow POWs; it's too painful to reminisce, but it's reassuring to share.

She obviously was looking to file this lawsuit when she applied for the job. This is someone (more likely an organization funding her) looking for a lawsuit to push their agenda.

I believe it was John Steinbeck who said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Thank you so much for this piece.

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…

On the flip side, though, your short term memory is shot.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

And on that note, let's talk about pubic hair!

I believe the young gentleman was suggesting that his friend might benefit from having intercourse with someone other than his wife-to-be, and assumed that the server would be a willing participant, and that the table in the restaurant would be a proper venue for that activity.

"Bitte klein moment, I am checking my tiny ü-mail." -SNL

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

I have a theory that future generations will look back on our times as this really quirky period in history. These are the strange few decades when, by some freak anomaly, the whole of mankind shat its collective marbles for a little while and were really convinced that tiny touchscreens in their pockets were super…

You know how you can't properly diagnose someone as a psychopath before their 18? And how rare a condition it is in females? So I can't say for sure that Sarah really was a psychopath, but I can confirm that she appeared to tick all the boxes.