I don't know about that—I heard that if you bang Krusty the Clown, you get a bad case of Krusty Krabs.

Please, JLD knows that clown noses make the best sponges.

Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table, at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00. Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.

It's pretty comical. So stanky, how apt.

Can the guy have her charged with rape? Absolutely, yes.

Putting aside the issue of consent and inebriation, you can consent to sex and then decide for whatever reason, that you no longer want to have sex. If sex is continued at that point, it is no longer sex but rape. Not only is this painfully obvious and doing otherwise would make you an immoral and indecent human…

The very best Reese's are the big seasonal ones like trees and eggs. The ratio is perfect. Excuse me while I head off to the CVS down the street, you know, to um stock an Easter basket.

I'm so with you—I don't like chocolate flavored ice cream. At all. My other favorite is Haagen Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond unless I'm down South and can get my hands on Blue Bell's Vanilla, preferably in the small cups.

If Ben & Jerry's are ranked, this guy better come out on top.

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Yeah, they definitely 'shopped a part into her wig.

People, look at what we are doing to our ecosystem: fish are now forced to eat rabbits.

Me? I'm an "acidic bitch."

The image on the right is what the writer's referring to re: the eye make up. Woah

I thought at first that he's got to work for Apple, which is why he has an iPad, a Macbook, and an iMac and like 5 iPads to spare. Then, he said no one gets the cloud, so that theory is out. Then, I realized lots of people have that many iProducts. Then, I figured they probably aren't going to explain it beyond their…

That. Is. Terrifying.

Clearly, she's not this Amy.