Totally funny and relatable. Plus, put eyeliner on the side that you're worst at doing first so you can match it to the other eye is probably the most honest and useful tip I've ever gotten.

Cool, thanks! I've tried lemon, salt, and baking powder before to no avail, but I'll give the stainless steel thing a shot.

My biggest problem with these "jokes" are that the use of these sorts of coded words are the result of women being taught that it is not permissible for a women to express her feelings. So, yeah, I am occasionally guilty of saying "fine" or "whatever" when I don't mean them. It's a problem, and I'm working on it.

I bet he's only made it 8 cms deep into a woman* before too.

I love spaghetti squash, so I'll definitely be trying this recipe. Thanks! Note to the lazy/rushed: if your microwave is big enough, you can nuke it for 10 minutes in something like a pyrex dish instead of using the oven.

Agreed. I'd much rather risk burnt garlic than carry around garlic-smelling hands for days.

I think this project is very cool, and it's made me notice something I never had before — that men have more prominent noses than women. Plus, beauty standards are more narrowly defined for women, so it makes sense that the noses would be slimmer for the more feminine versions. Aladdin's nose had been slimmed down,…

Does anyone have any idea what lipstick Emmy Rossum is wearing? I love the color.

Yeah, I would agree if it weren't for the fact that he created a Youtube video saying that he loves her and tweeting it from his public, (trademarked - ha) account 24 hrs later. Plus, Nikki tweeting a photo from their date, etc seems strange with his whole finally PRIVACY stance.

Oh good, he gets to look at the camera, and she gets to look at him. I'm not sure why but that rubs me the wrong way.

Oops, both of these videos are the Poehler clip.

I haven't actually read the magazine, but it seems from that Miley story that OK! actually made a mistake with the years. Those guys are all people she was linked with in 2013...

Yup, she was more accurate when she said, "I want people to see my as a plastic sex doll."

Shortly followed by this gal:

"Merkin guru" is still available.

What Juan Pablo also thought of Sharleen: "She has been the most honest, realistic and mature of all the women." Maybe that's "what" she is, lady.

Nope, they're just pointing out that the women who quite literally set a dollar price for sex are often condemned by the same camp that says shit like women decide to have sex in exchange for a few beers, a month of dating, or if they're really good, marriage. You know as opposed to having sex because they *want* to…