Norovirus is the absolute WORST. At first, you’re afraid you’re going to die. Then you’re afraid you’re not going to die.

in this case, photographing the body of a child who was beaten to death might not look nearly as “adorable”.

back in my day we just propped em up and took a nice, traditional family photo like normal fucking people.

I’m gonna bring that back. When I die, stick a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of Jack in my hands, make sure I’m wearing my “Life of the Party” tshirt and take a few snapshots to send the relatives at…

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

remember because we are just a bunch of sluts. Leave my vagina and uterus to my management.

Thank you. And I just found out he has a new girlfriend - who has children - so I’m feeling a little raw about all this today. I appreciate your rage on my behalf!

A bit off topic, I know, but can I just say - fuck your ex. Fuck his pitiful hide to the moon and back.

It’s terribly sad that this is the current situation of American women. I’m not even kidding when I say that my husband is finishing his PhD next year and he recently asked me if he should apply for jobs in Canadian universities and firms. Of course! I said. I’m Mexican-American and a woman and a scientist. I get…

American ladies if one of these piece of shit fucktards does end up becoming president I will start a Go Fund Me for women to come to Canada and have abortions here. I think ladies around the world would donate money so that women can have safe abortions. I would also set up some sort of organization to arrange places…

I kinda like the fact that it has become standard policy on the left that even our most prominent politicians can openly mock the GOP frontrunner.

Don't wait for November. Start by writing your Congresspeople NOW and demanding confirmation for the President's SCOTUS nominee.

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

I just bitched someone out on a different Trump post for those same “Hillary is just as bad!” bullshit sentiments. I have lost all my abilities to even when it comes to these people. I am ALL ABOUT voting for whomever you want in the primaries, but anyone who pouts and stays home in November if it’s Hillary is someone…

Well my ex forced me to have an abortion that I really, really didn't want to have. Makes sense that I should be punished because woman but he doesn't because man.

That’s complicated. So, I have some good friends, a married couple who my husband met through work, who have recently revealed themselves to be Trump supporters. I’m devastated. I have spent a lot of time—too much time, I’m really perseverating on it—trying to reconcile these two things. On the one hand, I see my…

on THIS issue...??!?!?!?!?!?

I’m dying here. He’s already the record holder for unfavorability with women. At least so far as we’ve recorded data on that.

I have no outrage left. I’m tapped. I’m spent.

I can’t even keep it internal anymore. Just scared the piss out of my husband by screaming at my TV when these quotes of his first came across Facebook.