It’s terrifying and sad and yet what are we doing to change it. I’m a bit tired of people sobbing over marine creatures then buying truckloads of Nestle candy or keeping exotic fish in their living rooms (look up cyanide fishing). If you care, speak out for public transport, avoid plastic like the plague. Look up…

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

The 2nd amendment hasn’t killed anyone, but there’s CERTAINLY a ton of blood on Rick Scott’s hands.

I’m a naturally anxious person, but does anyone find their anxiety about being in public spaces has gone up? Like, are you purposely avoiding doing things because of your fears that this would be a place where someone would freak out and open fire?

Well since they work in gun free zones while subjecting the rest of us to completely unqualified gun owners on a daily basis, we’re fucked.

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And never once does he use it correctly, as in "I did a horrible thing. I ruined an innocent woman's life. I am a total garbage person who has no valid place in society."

i managed to throw up once on a lethal combo of alcohol and weed within my first 4 months of college

(Whispers) not all white men

You might not be able to get your dream job now? It’s almost like actions have consequences!

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I completely get it because I did it too. You get to a point where you know you’ve lived at least 3/4 of your life and death is coming for you sooner rather than later. You realize you need to make every minute of what’s left count because there’s no more time left to fritter away. This is your last chance to grab…