Have you considered burning your house down and moving to Ireland BECAUSE I WOULD

Whatever you end up saying, just don’t ask him what type of popsicle he likes. That was strange, bad advice. Unless you’re really hot. Hot people can say anything and it will work out just fine for them. Sigh.

BF and I are heading to Monterey, CA for 2 nights and we plan on going to fancy dinners and eating all the seafood (already have reservations), visiting the Monterey Bay Aquarium as well as renting kayaks to use around the bay and checking out the Steinbeck Museum nearby. We haven’t had a vacation in a long time and…

Aw, thanks! And it is really is his loss. I really like him a lot, but I also don’t have time for someone who can’t respond to a fucking email because they’re all up in their feelings about a fear of commitment (which, COME THE FUCK ON, dude!) when I’m, like, ME. Get it together, and be nicer to whomever you date…

Ugh, I’m starting S5 and remembering what an utter slog Arya’s storyline is when she’s training. Oh, and what an utter disappointment the Dorne stuff is. On the up side, at least I do remember things well enough to know when I don’t have to really pay attention.

We have a carnival & BBQ arranged in our community: bouncy castles, face painting, henna, a ferris wheel, fireworks in the end... nothing fancy. But the guests of honor are immigrants from the banned countries who are celebrating their first 4th of July.

I, as an adult woman with no kids, am going with my other adult woman friend withOUT her kids to a waterpark tomorrow. We will be smuggling in sangria and snacks. Then after that camping and river floating for the next 3 days!

Great recap, and I totally echo the “how is Matt still here” sentiment. Over the past two nights, every time Matt got the rose I blurted out “who the fuck is Matt??” because I had legit forgotten.

Idris is the zaddiest.

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

I enjoyed watching her shows on Nickelodeon with my kids years ago. I always saw a glimmer of a young Lucille Ball in there - she’s a natural physical comedienne. I’m glad she’s on the mend and I wish her nothing but success and happiness.

I was thinking that too— but I also feel like she sacrificed her childhood to the industry, and unlike Lilo, is a genuinely really good performer. I feel like she never half-assed a role or compared herself to Marilyn Monroe. Until her breakdown, it seems like she stayed pretty well away from the tabloids. Not too…

This reminds me of my 4th grade teacher who told me a 9 year old that I was cold blooded like a snake, I have never forgotten or that comment. This kind of behavior by a teacher stays with you.

In my humble opinion she shouldn’t have apologized...

Christian Slater is in one of my favorite movies of all time- the Tarantino written ‘True Romance’.

I am so mad at this particular one!! The pro-life people!!! The pro-life people think that precious middle aged men should not pay for my slutty chocha to give birth. They will have the blood of women and babies in their hands and I sure hope the ads in 2018 explicitly say that.

High five! Major depression here, along with other various pre-existing conditions. I’m on ACA insurance, so idek what I’ll do.

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

Although I understand in the larger sense that we’re all totally fucked and likely going to die soon, I must admit I do enjoy me a Spicey meltdown.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶