RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

Head to toe, this is PHENOMENAL. That color looks so lovely on her.

No way the organizers want to go through with discovery. There must be all sorts of stuff they never want to come to light.

Okay I agree about the wild animals thing. That pig was cute. But when u pay all this money, you better be getting better than cheese sandwiches in foam containers. Come on

I love music and I love to sing, so it came as a great shock to me that I could hardly remember a single lyric when Lil Hippie was a newborn. We sang a great deal of classic rock together because that was all I could remember.

When my stepsibling’s baby got upset I leaned in and said in my most gentle voice “ shhhhhh, in this house we only scream on the inside. Lock away all your pain and suffering deep inside of you, because you will soon find that no-one will ever understand you in a way you find meaningful. The despair never gets easier…

I was about to post this same thing. Look at Jezebel acting all high and mighty! What the wha ... 😑😒😂

Mom jealousy is the worst.

Hate reading blogs is my hobby. Right now I’m obsessed with NextDoor. My neighbors are cray.

She calls herself a Mom Boss rather than a boss. She has two “girl” employees. I... do not care for this person.

Wait, fucking idiots don’t have the right to vote? Someone go back and tell last November that...

But how will you keep the germs off your banana from other people? It’s not like they come pre-wrapped!

Hey every famous entity from the Middle-East is White.

Really? Let’s remember how Will Smith got famous. Hello Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?!

If you read the terms of booking, any and all rights you have can be revoked.

omigod are we going to be rid of this turd? i’m still in the afterglow of paul ryan’s sadness about his poor people murder bill going down in hilarious flames. ^_^

“She trades in that type of humor.”

What type of humor? “Cool girl” type of humor? Have you ever even seen either the show or the stand up? The show explicitly makes fun of the cool girl fantasy, like when Schumer plays a woman who tries to pretend to be both a virgin and “sex nazi” because that’s what her new…

This is a movie about being snatched and we have no explanation for the snatching!

Can’t wait to not watch this