Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

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I don't know how I feel about all of this. And its not like he's saying STOP HAVING SEX SO I CAN SWIM. He's just like, um I'd rather not but you guys have fun.

Jesus. Cut the kid some slack. I wouldn't want to swim in a pool of my parents' fresh fuck juice, either.

You know, I can't help but wonder if this was actually *MEANT* to be a nice, generous deed performed by an old school Santa Claus type craftsperson who just thought they were doing something anonymous and kind for their neighbors' kids. The first neighborhood I lived in as a kid was a dead end street that offered my…

I'm a huge fan of the Ravens, and I've had to steer clear of Facebook today due to the abundance of heinous bullshit people are posting in response to this. So let me just say a couple things to head some notions off at the pass:

Also, people are looking at this with hindsight, seeing that it's been such and such amount of time. But when you're living it you're thinking "Oh I'll get a job next month, okay next month, this person's going to come through for me finally, oh this time I nailed the interview for sure" and then it doesn't happen…

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Why does Jezebel hate Millennials so much? It's ridiculous.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

Or, you know, Doctors/Nurses *could* be taking 5 minutes to ask the child: "Do you feel safe at home? Does anyone ever hurt you?" - potentially allowing that child to speak up about abuse they may be experiencing, but are afraid to tell their parents about (or can't).

That family is a bunch of shitheads.

YUP. They totally look like child brides. AND I'm super skeeved/annoyed that anyone would ask (what looks like) an 8 year old little girl to "pledge her purity" to her father. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. Talk about letting a kid be a kid.

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