I thought being a bridesmaid WAS the gift?

I take small planes whenever possible. Quick boarding and exit every time.

I don't blame Dad for pursuing all options, this whole thing was just weird.

100% satire. Read the whole thing please.

And Bingo was his name-o

"It lessens the belief that our existence is valuable unto itself, and that as individuals we are already whole. It disassociates us from ourselves, and feeds into a female understanding of self as relational – we are not simply who we are, we are defined by our role as someone's wife or mother or daughter or sister."

Where does it say any of that?

Agreed. There's no identifying information here.

That would be a fabulous fundraiser.

They really are distracting.

No, I'm afraid I'll stroke out. Welcome to Marriott Courtyard, how may I help you?

Best gift ever!

Oh Steven Chowder, since you're the fucks with all the GUNS I have to wonder: what on earth could there possibly have been in that elementary school gymnasium that made you piss yourself? Did you have a flashback or see a spider or a Brownie or something?

I honestly have no idea how it got so bad.

Agreed. They say you're never ready to have kids, but "they" are 20-somethings with no money and new relationships. No wonder it's scary for them.

You asked, I answered.

Sitting in the back of a blood mobile is in NO WAY a comparable experience. Did you even read the article?

Thank you for donating your eggs!! Having gone through IVF four times (unsuccessfully) it's interesting to hear about your experience — it's been hard for me to separate how much of my depression and anxiety afterward was related to the hormones, and how much was related to the experience and failure. We opted not…