Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

well, that escalated quickly

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

YOU JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.

All of TSwift’s “squad” right now...

I’ve Performed at the Super Bowl and Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Nomination and All You’ve Done Is Sit On Some Ugly Rocks With an Englishman

Exactly. Calling her a bitch was the least offensive of the rap. She approved things that were arguably more problematic.

That was not easy to type.

Team Kelly Clarkson.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Ha. Absolute truth.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

So, besides being a trendy knock-off brand,
they now also officially OPPOSE beautiful & stylish hairstyles?

In my case it has a three levels of impossibility: 1) meet the person; 2) The person wants to have sex with me; and 3) I don’t ruin the chance with incoherent babbling and loss of the use of my limbs.

Yes. Mine are:

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.

I'd like to see the most flaming gay male attendants on your airline please, natch.

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Okay, I’m day drinking today. Whose with me?

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.