Moral of the story; stop running!

Nudie suit? That’s just a tasteless mariachi suit.

I don’t have any good poop stories, but my dad was a Marine for 30 years and had some good ones. One of the first I remember him telling me was when he was about to take his first jump in a parachute. Just as they started pushing guys out the door he felt something pushing out his backdoor. He clenched down tight. …

So you want to marry an idiot who uncontrollably shits herself then decides the proper course of action is to go to lunch at Chili’s before taking a shower?

The repetition of these stories is almost soothing.

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

You ever see a frostbitten seal?

so good. still laughing.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

When I was 10 I clogged the employee toilet at OshKosh B’Gosh. I wasn’t running or anything, I just like telling that story. Poop got on the floor.

It’s not an either/or. You can be a feminist who is against porn and is against bigotry against people with marginalized orientations and genders. You don’t have to pick only one set of equal rights to promote.

Thank you for saying this. I’m so fucking tired of Jezebel totally skipping the whole thing where women are exploited and degraded and the studies that show things like when men watch porn and then have a conversation with a woman they rate her intelligence lower compared to a control group that watches nothing. In…

God, how I wish I could feel comfortable in these sorts of things. They got me good, though, from early on, and I can’t even dress sexy when I’m alone. How do you undo a lifetime of being made to feel disgusting and repulsive for not being thin??

That was a very strange and long way of saying that you don’t care about female victims of rape.

I’m against any form of domination of women. Which is why I oppose porn. A) the imagery is deeply anti-woman and B) porn is directly linked to sexual trafficking of women and girls.

So you’re ok with kids consuming media that glorifies violence against women? Don’t you think that misogyny is regressive?

No no no no no no and no. The 80s were the worst years in fashion, I know I survived it. Can I add what is it about Barb from the show, seriously the character had one episode worthy of recognition. Let it go already FFS.

That context is the patriarchy, not porn.

Amanda, why does Jezebel treat this as a partisan issue?