Yeah, I’m not under any illusion this was written by an actual mother.

I feel like princesses is a weird ass hill to die on, too. Save that battle for vegetables, or dating boys with goatees.

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

I loved that is was very dry humor without being cringy. Anzari’s diverse group of friends was another plus, and I like to point out how even the weird white guy came off as funnier and more enjoyable because he wasn’t surrounded by varying degrees of the same. Also Denise is just the best, and a lot of the white…

There are better white people out there.

My parents (70s) went significantly to the left. They loathe Trump and his bullshit. What I’ve seen is peers (40-50s) who have fallen for this stuff. A work colleague recently tried to convince me that his college-attending daughter was learning “dangerous” things at school. I told him she was learning the truth.

If it looks bad on a photoshopped model, it’s gonna look bad on you.

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

It is! She actually says that when we bring up anything she allegedly did “wrong” with the kids: formula feeding, stomach sleeping, sleeping in bed with her, eating solids before 6 months, etc. “Did you die????” I love it.

I really only need a show with Dev’s parents.

Your mom

Maybe your white friends need to reexamine themselves to figure out what’s stopping them from liking it.

Okay yeah capitalism is trying to sell social justice to us, blah blah blah, but can we please marvel over the fact that a real life transgender mother was in this commercial? That makes me so so happy.

It’s that 5% Catholic Guilt they put in it for moisturizing.

Seriously, that was unexpected. Love it.

The operative word there was “almost.” You ALMOST got carried off by a large dog.

Next up: Enfamil paying Kendall to pass out formula at La Leche League meetings.

Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and ignore the snark in this article and instead give them a thumbs up for including a trans mom.

When I was pregnant with my first, I asked my mom if she thought she’s done a good job with raising me. And her answer was “Well, you’re alive, right? So I guess so.” “But remember when I almost got carried off by that Rottweiler?” “I got you back, it was fine.”

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.