That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Next time read the article before you begin spouting your xynophobic horseshit. The letter writer is a US citizen.

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

Counterpoint: Presents are fun and people should give them to me because they make me happy.

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

Isn’t that how it started in Germany?

With a raise I can pay for better vacations than I do currently! Gimme that raise!!

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

Exactly, people would wind up doing what they are actually motivated to do instead of what they’re forced to do.

“It’s a lie when they say he was holding a gun. He doesn’t even own a gun. They shot my dad. They shot him and I don’t know why.”

Whoever wrote that headline

This is all you need to know about Paul Ryan: He’s a heartless fucking idiot.

Lot lizards of the world, unite!

Who will advocate for the lot lizards???

Won’t somebody think of the clandestine, parking area sex?!

Not to mention the soon-to-be-decimated ancillary industries of bacon and egg frying, truck-stop prostitution and roadside urine collection.