I mean, I’m sure they’d be fine with the “eat potatoes” part...

Good point. The next time I feel the nonsensical urge to buy those Beachbody shakes, I’ll just buy a ticket to Europe (and remember to skip the diarrhea while I’m at it).

There are doctors and scientists doing interesting research about the gut and what lives there and what it does for us. I suspect they would not approve of any of this.

I’d imagine it’s to stop the stomach pains from hunger, since they’re on such a strict diet.

Like, she agrees with the chiropractor who says chewing is the most important thing she can do to aid digestion but then tries to neutralize her stomach acid? This makes no sense.

tbh this probably cost less than a year in a pyramid scheme selling the same kind of shit.

I had almost all of your medical symptoms. Then I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease and put on meds.

I feel like the chances of her actually having a candida overgrowth are slim.

Why the fuck would you WANT to neutralize your stomach acid?! I need that shit to digest my food!!!

The problem isn’t with the body being “irrational,” the problem is that you have some serious health problems and medical science hasn’t figured it out yet. The kind of absolute nonsense that this Viva Mayr is touting is not going to actually help anyone do anything except, like you said, eat a slightly better diet…

yeah, that alone tells you the doctor should lose his license to practice, if he has a real one to begin with.

I’ve got one but it will cost you $500. It’s a fancy powder you mix with water to make nonsense juice.

It did make me re-think my life choices a little bit though. “Maybe I can open one of these fancy diarrhea clinics and people will pay ME exorbitant amounts of money? Is south Texas as fancy as Austria?”

I see a lot of that alkaline shit on my facebook feed from some of my woke black friends. Different parts of your body operate and different PHs and most of them are acidic. Your body works to regulate that ph level and keep it constant. “Alkaline” diets arent healthy because they are alkaline they are healthy because…

I’ve only had food poisoning once (I puked exactly 17 times per day for an entire week, it was odd) and I’ve eaten all kinds of street food etc. I think lots of people confuse food poisoning with regular diarrhea or nausea. I call bullshit.

Just a regular reminder that detox like this is not real and has no actual benefits.

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

I think if your blood is too acidic, you’d be dead.

Do they have therapy for “eyes rolling so far back in my head?”

Chew, swallow, and shit. Three of the three criteria my baby needed to pass to leave the NICU last week.