the best part about the highwaisted jean trend is a reprieve from seeing everyone’s goddamned whale tail

Same way we got suckered into wearing asscrack hiphugger plumber’s jeans again - - history repeats itself +people never learn.

hey man, I pulled the gun on mom jeans, and they are amaze

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

I have flowy things with sleeves

“Where are the spaghetti strap sundresses with built-in bras? Where are the structured, cotton mid-length dresses in dark colors to hide the sweat? Why aren’t there any nice summer tops that are both breathable and allow me to move my arms around in a sensible matter? Where are the fashionable tank tops made out of…

There’s a wiki about muppets. muppet.wikia.com. Ernie is there. So is Bert. Some human characters who are on muppet-majority shows are also included on that wiki but they make no mention of being designed or built, which seems to indicate that a common feature of a muppet is that it’s a human construct.

Damn. So quick to make the point that I didn’t see you making it much more concisely. Well done.

Refrigerated peanut butter is easily a sign of serious mental health issues. I think it even has it’s own DSM-V designation.

give this person all the internet points.

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

As entertained as I am by the gal at the forefront of this gif, the real star is the dude staring around the corner of the machine.

Boom, this guy gets it.

Bonus points for any event where you don’t really care what is happening. Basically any outdoor racing event in a nice venue.

Actually the tax cut would be something like $135,000 a year for the top 0.1%

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

You forgot to add “5) In Florida”. That clears pretty much everything up.