You know what. I can dig it.

but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.

“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

This is such a bullshit response. Not everyone can afford to move. Not everyone can find jobs in places they want to move to. And it’s just self segregation, compounding the issue.

Red states like Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Tennessee are major African-American population and cultural centers (and its unclear what would happen to Washington, D.C., though in recent decades the NOVA/Maryland area has trended bluer). So, these “blue state secession” calls *would* separate over half the…

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

I love it when west coasters say they should secede. Washington is 4% black, Oregon is 2% black, and California is 6% black. If it wasn’t for the large Hispanic population in CA, that would sound like Donald Trump’s utopia.

Congratulations on just happening to be born in the place where all the rich people prefer to live. I’m sure you worked very hard to accomplish that as a sperm swimming through your momma’s vaginal canal.

I understand it, but it’s a purely emotional reaction to “these dumb people are fucking up the country.” I get the impulse to want to earnestly support something like this. But if you actually spend 2 minutes thinking it over, you’ll realize that it’s an awful idea that would hurt a lot more people that you claim to…

Have always wondered why he seemed completely ignorant of what a nurt (nirt?) was despite wearing one himself.

Is the a severe case of eczema? Psoriasis? He needs to go to the dermatologist. That’s not normal. He should use some of his jacuzzi acid money for some topical ointments.

Nants!

This is goddamn good Kinja. Bravo!

Goddamn.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Entire face seems to have been covered in acid.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

It’s like a bridal veil for bras.

did you see who we made president or

People wanted a “businessman,” right? This is what businessmen do. But the government isn’t a goddamn business.